It doesn’t look like much of a work out, but these exercises kicked my ass and kicked it hard.
Take a shot every time:
Serena’s boobs are on display
Chuck squints and whisper-talks
You forget about Nate
Lily and Rufus decide they’re in love
Lily and Rufus decide not to do anything about being in love
Someone underage drinks
Blair says something bitchy
Chuck and Blair almost get together
Someone is mean to Eric (2 shots)
Lily has sex with not her husband
Someone says something in another language
Someone loves Serena more than anyone else
Dan is sarcastic
Nate is wise
Someone from Serena’s past fucks shit up
I’ll keep adding on.
Halloween is my third favorite holiday (after National Pie Day and Just Because Day). I use manicures as a firm of self expression and celebration.
Orange toes and black tips means I am ready for scary stories and ripping the guts out of giant gourds! Bring it on!
I stole these from a friend of mine a few weeks ago at a birthday party. I feel kind of bad, but not as bad as i could because she knows my reputation as a pants thief. If I am offered comfy pants, they are never seen or heard from again…except by me in my apartment.
Do you have better comfy pants? Let me know!
So I had a guy come in to my work for a consultation. One of the first things he said was that he drinks an impressive amount of water. I thought, “weird, but harmless.”
I was wrong.
Once we were in the room alone, he told me he had a Hello Kitty brush in his car and that he wanted nothing more than to put me in pigtails. It sounds like such a small thing, but it really scared me.